| Spewder | |
|---|---|
| Spewder | |
| Category | Creatures |
Drops Spewder Carapaces upon death or sedation. The Spewder is a persistent insectoid species known for its proclivity to spew Goop projectiles on anything and everything. Goop is sticky and best avoided.
Overview
While some ensigns have reported picking up Spewders and using the creatures as makeshift Goop launchers, I cannot recommend the practice. It's against EXO Protocol and clearly falls under the Unintended Use of Xenofauna Act.
Have you ever had the experience of being kicked while you are down? As if others celebrated, even reveled in your humiliating failures? The Spewder has been observed displaying a so-called "celebratory dance" when it covers a target in its Goopy disgorgements, and though this is likely a performative evolutionary adaptation to show dominance, one cannot help but take it personally.